Kirinor, 18th day of Fierswelt, 432 AC
First Watch falling 16
Demi-gods Strike Over Demotion
by Trampas Whiteman, Staff Writer
The Temple District was in an uproar last Mishram when otherworldly beings with picket signs marched for hours, disrupting services. The beings have been identified as former "demi-gods" of Krynn.
"Who can blame them for being upset?" former cleric and local has-been Clarissa Thurston said. "I would be upset too if the gods had discarded me! Oh, wait..."
"This is an insult and an outrage," Demi-god Local 666 spokes-being Jiathuli said. "We had status and privilege. We had a comprehensive benefits package with a 401K plan. Now, the gods decide to eliminate our positions and demote us, all in an attempt to save wages and diminish the power of the union."
The City Guard eventually broke up the strike. The union was cited to having two animals, Canus and Greymir, on the streets without a leash. Artha was cited for littering, throwing chicken bones on the street.
"The powers of Krynn have not heard the last of us!" Jiathuli commented. Local temple officials were unavailable for comment, laughing too hard to answer.