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Krynnish Light Bulb Jokes

by Kipper Snifferdoo & Stig Erik Sandoe


Q) How Many Kender Does it Take to Change a light bulb?
A) What light bulb?

Q) How many Elven Princesses does it take to change a light bulb?
A) One. She holds the bulb in the socket, and the world revolves around her.

Q) How many gnomes does it take to change a Thingwhichproducesbrightwhitelightwhenitisconnectedtoadeviceproducingelectricpowerlikethatwhichisusedbybluedragonswhichisusefultoilluminatethingsatnight....oh, nevermind!
A)10. One to actually change the bulb, and the rest to fend off The Committee In Charge Of Deciding Whether A Gnomish, And In The Unlikely Event Other Races Succeed In Constructing One, non-Gnomish, light bulb Which Produces Etc. Is To Be Dismounted Clockwise Or Counterclockwise.

Q) How many gully dwarves does it take to change a light bulb?
A) 2. No more than 2. (holding up 5 fingers).

Q) How many Raistlins does it take to change a light bulb?
A) None. He just mutters "Shirak" and there's light.

Q) How many Caramons does it take to change a light bulb?
A) "Raist, how about some light? Cheers."

Q) How many intelligent kender does it take to change a light bulb?
A) Both of them.

Q) How many Dragonlance "Companions" does it take to change a light bulb?
A) One. Just Tanis. I mean, who else did anything in the Chronicles?

Q) How many Knights of Solamnia does it take to change a light bulb?
A) 3. 2 to argue about The Measure and deck each other and the other to change the light bulb.

Q) How many black-robed magi does it take to change a light bulb?
A) 7. One to fireball the knights, one to go back in time to see how someone else did it. One to change the light bulb, one to smash it up, one to change it again, one to challenge the Dark Queen, and one to sit in the corner being cool.

Q) How many dwarves does it take to change a light bulb?
A) 5. One to hold the lightbulb and 4 to drink until the room spins.

Q) How many elves does it take to change a light bulb?
A) 2. One to change, it and one to die nobly in the last chapter.

Q) How many DL authors does it take to change a light bulb?
A) All of them. 2 to change it, and the others to admire it and write The Light bulb Nations Prelude Trilogy II.

Q) How many Silvanesti does it take to change a light bulb?
A) None. The humans burned it out; let them fix it.

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