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Wheel of Fortune Conspiracy

by Kevin James Kage


Imagine this... You are the winner on Wheel of Fortune ready to answer the final puzzle. Pat asks you for letters and Vanna smiles prettily. What do you call out????

R S T L N E !!!!

It has been going on for years under our noses! The name of the Dark One chanted by thousands of TV game show players. Now, Wheel of Fortune GIVES you those letters and asks you to pick four more!

What is clearly so phenomenal it that the letters aren't in order of most frequent to least frequent, or vice versa, and they aren't in alphabetical order, so how did they first appear in that order?

AND WHAT DOES THE "E" STAND FOR???

Perhaps we shall never know, but beware.... The Master of Past and Present is watching us spin the wheel, and preparing us for his coming one consonant at a time....

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