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Handle Me Tasslehoff

by Edward J. Pollard


The Gnomes of Mt. Nevermind bring you this special Yuletide treat! For a limited time YOU TOO can own the legend...

HANDLE ME TASSLEHOFF

Yes you too can own a sickly cute likeness of Krynn's greatest hero! But he's not only cute, when you hug him tight, who knows what will happen!

Will you lose your wallet?
Will you lose you rings?
Will you lose your underwear?

You never know what you'll lose or where it goes! That's the trick with HANDLE ME TASSLEHOFF! But these treasure have sold out of the Mt. Nevermind Gift Boutique, so you don't pay the retail price of $26! NO! As a stupid idiot who really wants one of these inane dolls you can pay up to $300!

That's right! TEN TIMES THE RETAIL AMOUNT FOR A DUMB DOLL THAT BY FEBUARY WILL BE ON THE CLEARANCE TABLE AT WAL-MART!

Remember, batteries not included. The creators of Handle Me Tasslehoff are not liable for any losses incurred by the doll. Hold him at your own risk!

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