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Dragonlance Top 10's

by Aya


Top Ten List of Paladine's Rejected Nom-de-Guerres

10.Fuzzball
9. Fizbut
8. Shazbot
7. Fez
6. Fizzbin
5. Zifnab
4. Fphzzzi
3. Fizban
2. Fuzzy Wuzzy
1. Phizozosilophbanidvoratrelundar

Top Ten Other Careers For Raistlin

10.The Amazing Glow In The Dark Talking Timepiece
9. Host of Mister Majere's Neighbourhood
8. Two words: Golden Boy!
7. Part of the cast of Cats
6. Kender-Away (tm)
5. Mount Nevermind Test Subject
4. Heights (sorry, that's Top Ten Other Fears of Raistlin)
3. Runway model
2. Time Lord
1. An android on the starship Enterprise....

Top Ten Items Found in that Pouch Tas Forgot He Had

10.The Holy Grail
9. A load of single socks
8. A gully dwarf
7. Raistlin's conscience
6. Caramon's spine
5. Kitiara's...er, never mind
3. The Crown Jewels
2. A member of another adventuring party
1. Jimmy Hoffa

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