Dragon Tails (Jingle Bells, Dragonlance Style!)

by Trampas Whiteman

(to the tune of 'Jingle Bells,' with apologies to Minister James Pierpoint.)

Flying through the skies
A highlord went to slay
A bunch of Solamnic Knights
Laughing all the way (Ha ha ha)
Then a knight came forth
He wore some shiny pants
He beat up that nasty highlord
With his brand new dragonlance

Oooooh.....

(Chorus)

Dragon tails, Bupu Smells
Search for dragon eggs
Oh, what fun it is to read
Some Dragonlance today
Dragon tails, Bupu Smells
Search for dragon eggs
Oh, what fun it is to read
Some Dragonlance today

A day or twelve ago
I took a dragon ride
The forgetful old mage
Was seated by my side
The dragon was old and deaf
He kind of lost his sight
Fizban cast a fireball
That lit up the night

Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo - *GASP!*
Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh - Here we go!

(Chorus)

Dragon tails, Bupu Smells
Search for dragon eggs
Oh, what fun it is to read
Some Dragonlance today
Dragon tails, Bupu Smells
Search for dragon eggs
Oh, what fun it is to read
Some Dragonlance today

(Chorus)

Dragon tails, Bupu Smells
Search for dragon eggs
Oh, what fun it is to read
Some Dragonlance today
Dragon tails, Bupu Smells
Search for dragon eggs
Oh, what fun it is to read
Some Dragonlance today

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