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Tasslehoff the Kender

by Crown-Keeper


To the tune of 'Boris the Spider,' with apologies to The Who.

Look who's picking my pocket
Checkered yellow, very small
He has a topknot in his hair
Tied up by some wizard's thread
Tasslehoff the kender
Tasslehoff the kender
Now he's behind a jail cell door
Took a lock pick but he must have more
Now he's borrowed some from me
Where's he gone, the Queen'll kill me
Tasslehoff the kender
Tasslehoff the kender
Fizban, Fizban, Fizban Fizban Fizban Fizban Fizban Fizban Fizban Fizban
There he is not very tall
Playing with a child's ball
Now he's with dragons, I'm dead for sure
Stabbing Chaos, Chaos roars
Tasslehoff the kender
Tasslehoff the kender
Fizban, Fizban, Fizban Fizban Fizban Fizban Fizban Fizban Fizban Fizban
He came to a foot-filled end
Don't think he will ever mend
Yet forevermore will he be 'round
The fans resurrections will astound
Tasslehoff the kender
Tasslehoff the kender

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