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Nuthin But Gilthanas

by Kendermage


Sung to the tune of Nuttin' for Christmas

I kicked Tanis out of Laurana's bed;
Somebody snitched on me.
I broke my sword on Ember's head;
Somebody snitched on me.
I met Theros and drank a flagon;
I spilled some blood in Toede's Wagon;
Now I'm owned by a big White Dragon;
Somebody snitched on me.

Oh, I ain't nuthin' but Gilthanas
Porthios and Laurana are mad.
I ain't nuthin' but Gilthanas
'Cause my luck ain't been nuthin' but bad.

A Dragon Orb we did take
Somebody snitched on me.
I hit on Silvara by the lake
Somebody snitched on me.
Derek, a Solamnic I despised
Now Silvara is so surprised,
At the intolerance I cannot hide,
Somebody snitched on me.

Oh, I ain't nuthin' but Gilthanas
Silvara and Tanis are mad.
I ain't nuthin' but Gilthanas
'Cause my luck ain't been nuthin' but bad.

I won't be seeing Silvara;
Somebody snitched on me.
She won't even talk to me cause,
Somebody snitched on me.
On my Odyssey I'm going straight;
I'll find my love, it's not too late
But I'm in jail so it'll have to wait;
Somebody snitched on me.

So I better work really hard whatever I do,
And steal dragon skulls, old not new,
And I'll still be... nuthin' but Gilthanas.

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