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Gunthar Got Han-dled By A Kender

by Kendermage


With apologies to Grandma.

Gunthar got han-dled by a Kender
Walking home to Castle uth Wistan Yuletide eve.
We may get a million and one excuses,
Did the Grandmaster get handled? Yes indeed

He'd been drinkin' too much dwarven eggnog,
And we'd begged him not to go.
But he'd forgot a council meetin',
So he stumbled out the door into the snow.
When they found him Yuletide mornin',
At the scene of the attack.
All his shiny objects were a missin',
And incriminatin' hoopak marks on his back.

Gunthar got han-dled by a Kender
Walking home to Castle uth Wistan Yuletide eve.
We may get a million and one excuses,
Did the Grandmaster get handled? Yes indeed

Now were all so proud of Ragnap,
He's been takin' this all so well.
See him out there watchin' joustin,
Drinkin' ale and playin' cards with Crown Knight Belle.
It's not Yuletide without Gunthar.
All the knights are dressed in black.

And we just can't help but wonder: The next kender we see; Do we set him free or do we attack?

Gunthar got han-dled by a Kender
Walking home to Castle uth Wistan Yuletide eve.
We may get a million and one excuses,
Did the Grandmaster get handled? Yes indeed

Now the goose is on the table
And the pudding made of fig.
And a gold and silver dragon,
In his honor we all just take a swig.
I've warned all my friends and neighbours.
Better watch out for yourselves."
Chaos never should have made a kender,
Who takes your stuff and leaves you shells.

Gunthar got han-dled by a Kender
Walking home to Castle uth Wistan Yuletide eve.
We may get a million and one excuses,
Did the Grandmaster get handled? Yes indeed.

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