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Caster Boi

by Mithrana the Kender

A parody of Avril Lavigne's 'Sk8er Boi', with my condolences.

He was a boy
She was girl
Can I make it any more obvious?
He was a mage
She went to mass
He gave her religion a lot of sass
Her friends warned her
Don't try to change him
He sees you dying and thinks you're dim

He was a traitor boy
She said "we'll kiss later boy"
She tried to find the good in him
He had a accursed face
But her head was up in space
She wanted to purge the world of sin

Next thing she knows
They're in the Abyss
Looks up at the face of Takhisis
The guy's brother
He rescues her
He took her out of that dark Abyss
The lover's realize
Before the Portal shuts
All that they got was just one kiss

He was a caster boy
She shoulda left faster boy
She was used as a tool on a whim
But he's in torment now
And she's wonderin' how
She could have seen some good in him

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